To the best bad vacation ever!

Due to lack of time since returning home from my 8 wonderful days and one terrible night away, I haven't had time to properly discuss the highlights from our first vacation with babies. So, in true Ehlert/Delant fashion, I've compiled a recap of moments I can remember in my head. A-Le, Mike, TPD, BAD and MWM, if you have anything to add, please let me know.

• I told you we wouldn't leave until 2pm.
• They said she was VERY crabby today, not at all like herself.
• She must be tired, she's been sleeping for like 2 hours.
• Ugh.. we've been in this traffic forever- what is the deal here - we're only to Mount Vernon.
• Finally on the road again - what do you think all that traffic was ab.... BLLLAAAAHHH
• Oh my god!
• What, what?
• She just threw up - like projectile, all over everything throw up.
• Here, babygirl do you want a puff - BLLLLLAAAAAHHH
• The hospital is two miles that way.
• Oh good, fat babies are so hard to put IV's in.
• WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHH WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SNIFF SNIFF WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
• She's held the gatorade down for 30 minutes, I think we can get you guys back on the road again.
• Do you want to start driving and see how she does?
• Snoring, snoring....
• Does a cow really weigh more than a car?
• Snoring, snoring....
• I'm so getting a snack here and you can't say anything about it
  
• Snoring, snoring
• Oh, I love that stinky ocean smell - we are finally here!
  
• Pbbbssttt.... ahhhh... finally the most well deserved reward - cold bud light -clink
  
• Snoring, snoring..
• I wonder if giving her dramamine was the best idea - who am I kidding, I might give her dramamine every day from now until she's 20.
• When are the Muldrow's going to get here?
• We've run out of things to say after 5 years.
• Muldrows! In the house!
• pbsstt, pbsst, pbsst, pbsst...
• Babies all want to go to sleep now?
• Has anybody been to the beach yet?
• Uh-oh, my stomach isn't feeling so good.
• Look at that awesome lightning.
• My dad would not like us out here in this.
• Sparky needs his socks for golf.
• Oh my god Aimee HELP! Have you ever seen this much poop everywhere?
  
• Sparky is off the sauce today.
• Da da da da dad a di a di
• Maybe she's coming out of her dramamine coma
  
• Crash... Aimee, did you just walk into the screen?
  
• Should we go to the beach now?
• My stomach feels kinda bad.
  
• Mandelbaum... mandelbaum...
• Bobby...bobby...bobbby...
• Sparky is back on the sauce.
• Bang, thud, smack.... You're the only person I've ever seen fall over while sitting down.
  
• 2 for 1 margaritas -yes!
• Anybody want to go the beach?
• Do you guys ever not do laundry?
• Bllllaaaahhhhhhh.... Bllllaaaaahhhhhhh....
  
• Michael, that is not a dirty diaper smell, I think he threw up.
• Let's go to the beach ALREADY.
  
• Well, sir, I can stack three high chairs, but I don't know if that's safe.
• This is NOT acceptible.
• That is enough food for 8 people, tpd.
• Whhhhooooooaaaaaaa.... Woooooowwwwww.....
  
• Tim ate more than Michael and I did combined.
• My stomach's not feeling so great.
• Beach today?
• It's so beautiful, I don't want to go home.
• Don't leave Muldrows!
• I miss the Muldrows.
• Bang! Pow! Ohhh.. Ahhhh...
  
• I will call that one flaming stars of glory.
  
• That one is shooting comets.
• I miss the Muldrows.
• daddy dad dad, dad dadadadadadadadadaddadd
• There are so many dead fish everywhere.
• I still don't want to go home.
• See, they don't even have alligators here, tpd.
• I wish the Muldrows were here.
  
• I don't feel like packing right now, I feel like relaxing.
• Bye beach!
• Can't we go to both McDonald's and TacoBell?
• I am not your mom and dad, only one restaurant per stop.
• I see the Arch first, you owe me $5
  
• Here's to the best bad vacation ever!