November 18, 2008

Hi, My name is Erin and I'm a Social Networking addict.

Twitter is down and I have SO MANY IMPORTANT things to twitter. It's NOT COOL, I can not chill, Twitter. And your cute little caterpillar/ice cream cone graphic (wtf, btw) will not convince me otherwise.

I wonder if 5 years from now people will have to go to Social Networking Rehab. I can see it now - you all (and by you all I mean my so called "friends" and "family") will say someone wants to film a "documentary" on me being an internet marketer who is immersed in the world of social networking and they want to follow me around with a camera and highlight the way my 2 year old sticks peas up her nose to get me to look away from my laptop for JUST TWO SECONDS and how my husband has to say things four and five times before I respond from the iPhone trance I'm in and how I have to have surgery on my thumbs for excessive texting and typing and then before I know it I'm going to my final interview at a hotel room where you ambush me and read emotional letters and try to convince me to give up my laptops, desktops & iPhones and get on a plane right that moment. I'm on to you people. You won't get me away from my internet...you just won't.

Must. Try. To. Work. With. No. Twitter. Aahhhh.

5 comments:

Sarah Guckes said...

You've just combined my two favorite things -social networking and the show intervention! Seriously, I love them both. And I'll probably be on the episode after you!

Molly said...

this is definitely an "erin rambling" blog.

Liggy said...

That was great! You know how I (huff, huff) like intervention!

Lisa said...

Hmmm. Social networking rehab. I think I'll SEE YOU THERE.

Aimee said...

Starting back to work this week, me and Twitter don't mix. I have turned off the phone tweets. Pretty sure I think someone will have to block me from the site. Social media OVERLOAD has officially hit - and I don't even facebook, AHHHH!