Sweet Mother (and Believe me, that's not the exact phrase I used)

I let the dogs out this morning to find this monster:

I swear the pics don't even do it justice, but I was too scared
to put anything next to it to give it perspective:

It's busily (it is so a word) working on it's pray. I think that might be a
baby goat, that's how big this mofo is.

Aaaah, what big teeth you have Mr. Spider, all the better to eat me with.