I don't think you can search iStockPhoto for a landlord hat. (AKA - Why client services can really SUCK sometimes.)

Some humorous web design client quotes I gathered from personal experience. In the interest of full disclosure, I did steal that hilarious one about the landlord hat. I can totally see a client saying something like that and me just shaking my head like I know exactly what they mean but simultaneously thinking to myself, "what? what the hell is a landlord hat?" P.S. The rest all really did happen to me, even the last one, you just can't make that stuff up.

• "We love it like this! Oh, we were wondering if we could change the font, the color the images, and can we move a few things around?
  
  
• "Please put a landlord hat on the landlord."
  
  
• "Oh yeah, one more thing, will you also make sure that we appear at the top of Google when someone searches for 'interior design', I want us to be in the top three..."
  
  
• "Can you make it more like a power-point presentation, you know, with the sliding text stuff and all?"
  
  
• "Well, I don't think we really want it to look too much like a Web site. You know what I mean?"
  
  
• "Please send me all the site files, my nephew just started taking a class in HTML and he's going to be maintaining the website from now on..."
  
  
• "The website does not print out in color. Please fix."

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Follow up - Apparently you can search iStock for a landlord hat - this is the one single image that you get - personally, I think more Homer Simpson maintenance man, but that's just me...